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Tomorrow

There will be a recording of the first episode for a new series of vlogs/rants on my YT page.

If anyone wants to jump in, you’re free to! It’ll be in HD 1080p (if I am able to set things correctly) so don’t bother with make-up!

- Jim
=) 

Cancel that… Oh wait!

So the minute I realise my inspiration is completely freakin’ gone I notice I had two new subscriber thingies on tumblr. Subscribers? Followers? Minions? Who cares… People who will be notified when I post uninteresting stuff on this forsaken pie of alien cow dung.

One of them is a friend of mine that will probably never read any of the shit I post. Not that she doesn’t care, it’s just that doesn’t give a fuck. - Completely different things.
The other is Zac Little. Yeah, the guy from youtube I sometimes watch. I mean… Double-u-tee-eff?

How in the blazing rods of perfuration did he find me and what in the frozen tundra of mighty flower people do I have that is relevant to his interests?

Not that I’m complainting… Complaining? Complaint…

Not that I’m bitching about it, I crave attention from pseudo-celebrities like any other human being alive, I’m not a hypocrite.
But… I just think it’s a waste of internet. The act of following this turkey pen.

Well, I remember my last post and I’ll WILL TRY to talk to a friend of mine who so happens to be that friend that follows me here and does not give a flying duckchicken about it so we can record a podcast.

Alright… Names for a podcast… PodPod? The Drunken Reindeer Weekly? Jay-Wuaough? Galatic Demons in Underpants Rant?

Bloody blight. I’m gonna go to bed. - Lies.
I’m gonna watch some porn, rot my ass on youtube, write some Elder Scrolls lore on a wiki or something and… Possibly repeat that four times untill I realise I won’t sleep much and due to the panic of arriving late to whateverthefuck I have planned tomorrow, I’ll just fall on the bed and rest for an hour.

Speaking of that, my friend Jack got to know how’s it like to be zombified.

So, to those ignorant to the subject: Zombified is when I spend more than 24 hours without sleeping and I feel like I’m gonna vomit at any time, hyper-energetic, dead sleepy, highly depressive, angry and happy at the same time.
This is what I feel, what you see is me grunting and looking to a distant point behind you instead of you when we’re talking.
Zombified.

We stayed up all night at my place playing videogames and watching porn bloopers. Ate some grilled chicken around four in the morning (I almost wrote mourning), some grilled pork at… Sometime! And a lot of other stuff that seems like it was an eternity and at the same time, five minutes ago. 

Nothing else to write. Say. Tell. Shout?

Jim* 

Jim’s Weekly Reviews - Episode Zero

After some time fuckin’ around blogger, youtube and vampirefreaks journals for years, I’ve decided to create a basic structure for a ‘review show’.

I’m going to start here and remain here untill I find a good formula/template for the weekly reviews, by then I’ll migrate to youtube or podcast. Well, I’ll either fully migrate to youtube or I’ll just ALSO make a youtube version AND a podcast.

Well then, with this JWR - I just realised that my show to be is “RWJ” in reverse - I intend to review one movie, one TV series, one videogame, one book, one type of food, one scientific topic, one piece of hardware, et cetera.
I want to cover as much as I can so I’ll try to create some kind of labels in wich I would put the various reviews but that’s something that will be made and improved over time.

I will try to do something I had thought for a while, where I will have a section made by some of my friends that excell in certain areas. Let’s see how it goes.

So, yeah.

The first episode will cover the Superbowl NE Patriots Vs. Giants, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Stargate: Universe, Burger King Vs. McDonald’s and possibly more!

Wish me luck! Yey!

Because being naked in the snow is a brilliant idea, eh Mikhel?

Because being naked in the snow is a brilliant idea, eh Mikhel?